🎶 Jess horribly singing a COVID Parody of One Week by Barenaked Ladies (written by Li and Jess) 🎶

(Transcript in the Thread)

Newsflash. Independence is a lie. Here is a list of things you may be dependent on:

- plants
- water
- cellphones
- gravity
- f*cking air

NOW YOU KNOW. And knowledge is power. Oh that too... Power, unless you're living that underground life, then good for you, you go person!

Picture this. It's morning. You're tired. A poop is brewing. But you can't get to the bathroom.... But you also still want your morning coffee 💩☕

[GIF of the scene from Harry Potter where Reemus is holding Harry back while Harry screams.]